Monday, May 18, 2009 by Daisy in Daisy's Thoughts, General Blog Posts
Recently, walking thru the shopping centres, browsing thru magazines, window shopping – I’ve started to feel a tad old… My back starts to ache, I throw on comfy granny clothes, Good bye fashion magazines, Hello baby magazines! I no longer walk thru the trendy clothes/footwear/handbag sections… Instead, I’m busily looking at the latest trends/toys/clothes for my baby! Oh man! What happened!!!???
Some frens have recently commented that I’ve started looking older since giving birth to my 3.5 month old Chloe! Oh double man!!! It could be because of the lack of sleep, the lack of your own time to sort yourself out… I mean, your whole focus is no longer your own, but instead, it now belongs to some small, gaga-speaking baby…
But do I really wanna be ‘those’ yummy mummies that most mothers secretly desire to be (esp, here in Singa)??!?! Yeah, you know the ones – the glammed up mummies, who lunch, shop and totter their way in their stiletto heels, holding their latest LV or Gucci handbags, with their face covered perfectly in the latest make-up colours!?
Here’s the differences between the “Real” Yummy Mummies Vs the “Dolly” Yummy Mummies! (I came across this article.. so funny!!!) – Hehe… I so belong to the real yummy mummy category – and proud saying so!
1) On getting pregnant :
Real: keep it a closely guarded secret for a while, inventing outrageous excuses for their funny behaviours.
Dolly: takes out an ad in the Telegraph announcing her achievement and an ETA for yummy mummy junior
2)On morning sickness:
Real: become intimately acquainted with the toilet bowl and abandon all hope of ever holding on to their breakfast cereal.
Dolly: disguises her bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommends pregnancy to her friends – “it’s fabulous for detoxing, darling.”
3)On pregnancy diets:
Real: love the eating-for-two excuse and stuff their faces full of chocolate, doughnuts, cake and crisps.
Dolly: trembles in her Manolos at the thought of putting on weight and books a crisis session with her consultant nutritionist.
4)On the pregnancy blues:
Real: slob around in their pyjamas, eating enormous tubs of ice cream and weeping over terrible daytime TV.
Dolly: hails a cab to see her creative healer, Nigel – proudly clutching her moonstone and practising a spot of ashtanga yoga on the back seat.
5)On hair:
Real: put off going to the hairdresser for fear of scaring him with our wild, untamed manes.
Dolly: enjoys a weekly trim at Tony&Guy, reading Tatler and Vogue while her highlights are touched up.
6)On the first signs of a bump:
Real: squeeze into your trusty old jeans for as long as physically possible, even though the top button’s popped off.
Dolly: dashes to some posh nosh store for some customised jeans, then over to another posh nosh store for another little black dress.
7)On maternity shopping:
Real: Pick up some bargains from the high street, hiding the credit card bill when we splash out on something special.
Dolly: salivates at the opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe and enlists a team of personal shoppers. How else would she carry all the bags, silly?
8)On pregnancy pampering:
Real: feel grateful to have 10 minutes of peace in the bathroom with a gossipy magazine and a splash of Radox.
Dolly: thinks that ‘low-maintenance’ means going a week without a pregnancy facial and massage at the Elemis Spa.
9)On buying things for baby:
Real: borrow stuff from friends and feel rather pleased when we find a bargain 10-pack set of babygros in the local supermarket.
Dolly: heads off to another posh nosh store to make a list and hires a party organiser to throw her a baby shower.
10)On skincare:
Real: ditch cleansing, toning and moisturising in favour of an extra ten minutes in bed.
Dolly: is soooo inspired by her fabulous ‘glow’ that she dreams up her very own skincare range and pitches it to Clarins.
11)On shoes:
Real: are so alarmed by the change in our centre of gravity that we squeeze our swollen ankles into some rather large and clumpy granny flats – better to be comfy than clumsy, eh?
Dolly: is aware that motherhood means making sacrifices – and reduces the 85mm heel on her Jimmy Choos to a highly unglamorous 65mm…
12)On exercise:
Real: pop to the local swimming pool and do three lengths, then reward ourselves with a giant chocolate eclair.
Dolly: slips into a Juicy Coutre tracksuit and develops a holistic fitness programme with her personal trainer.
13)On underwear:
Real: abandon thongs in fear of losing them somewhere they shouldn’t be(!) and opt for comfort over class – it’s big knickers all the way baby!
Dolly: squeezes into lacy sexy undies and plans to wear Agent Provocateur on her big night out at the Portland…