Bird Sh*t!!
Saturday, April 28, 2007 in Daisy's Thoughts by Daisy Share 
Argh!!!!
For those who know what I’m gonna be talking about – argh!!! Im just venting!!! I wonder if you can you relate to this?
Lovely day, sun is shining, no clouds in the sky. Car is dirty so car is taken to the car wash… Cleaned and waxed in and out – car is now in pristine condition… Drive along the road, windows opened, music blasting – picture the setting?….
*Plop*…. *Splat*….
Oh my! One big dollop of bird’s excretion on my windscreen!!!! This can not be!
Arrive at my destination… get out of the car… Another oh my! More dollops on the body of the newly cleaned and waxed car!!! So out comes the hose pipe and tissue!!! Yucks!!!
Oh why does it always happen just when you’ve cleant your car? Tell me why!?!?!?
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Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 6:48 pm
wh
1. Cause thats when the car is shiniest and that catches their attention?
2. Cause they like to see the reflection of their arse as they crap!
3. Murphy’s law
4. Actually they crap on ur car all the time. Its just that after u wash/polish ur car, u notice its cleanliness more.
Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Daisy
That’s a load of crap!!! hehehe